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BarryG
 


Member Since: 30 Apr 2006
Location: Eire
Posts: 1333

Ireland 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Java BlackDiscovery 3
If the D3 could talk

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Post #5590442nd Dec 2009 1:03 am
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689

Ukraine 

Mine would say "Seat up as high as it will go, steering wheel all the way back..... old shorty is driving again I see" I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #5590472nd Dec 2009 1:07 am
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BBS SPY
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Member Since: 15 Jun 2007
Location: Sunny Cyprus
Posts: 3054

Cyprus 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3

I could only imagine what my poor old D3 Lab Rat would say LOL  
Post #5590902nd Dec 2009 8:54 am
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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
Posts: 796

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 3

Mine would say:

"Go on put the "Fast Road" BAS remap in me please......" ------------------------------
"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife!  
Post #5591252nd Dec 2009 9:58 am
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ad15
 


Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
Posts: 4866

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

"blank me, blank me..."

"oooohhh and some of that remap too, oh yes, you KNOW you want to..."

mine sounds like joanna lumley... Wink one wife.......livid  
Post #5591262nd Dec 2009 10:03 am
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
Posts: 21361

United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

"ouch OUCH ooh Feck me that was close"
Whistle Bodsys Brake Bible

D4/D3 Remote FBH heat kits
BAS Remaps/ EGR Blank
Transmission Flush
Software updates/enabling

Clock/ SNOTM /3Flash / 4x4Info /BT Update /Service Reset/Error Codes / Gearbox Reset
See It Here  
Post #5591292nd Dec 2009 10:07 am
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2392

United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

"Only twenty miles this morning - and the same again this evening........." Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
  
Post #5593932nd Dec 2009 6:47 pm
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Little 5
 


Member Since: 17 Oct 2006
Location: travel'in some where near you
Posts: 417

United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 3.0 TDV6 HSE Manual Zambezi SilverDiscovery 3

me dad's would say "taking that bloody freelander out again are we!? Evil or Very Mad " You May Think I Said What You Thought I Said But What You Thought I Said I Did Not

MEMBER OF CLUB WEBER BBQ and
10FORCASH CLAN  
Post #5594262nd Dec 2009 7:38 pm
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NJF
 


Member Since: 05 Oct 2007
Location: Gone
Posts: 2466

Rolling with laughter  
Post #5594282nd Dec 2009 7:43 pm
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SN
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2006
Location: Romiley
Posts: 13710

mine does talk

bing ... bong ... roar... hiss ... parp .... Steve N | 21MY Defender | 08MY Discovery 3 (history) | 06MY Discovery 3 (ancient history)   
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