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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
Posts: 796

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 3
In The Dog House

I'm off to Las Vegas for my 50th Birthday........decided that a party was just an excuse for a bunch of freeloaders to get p Censored ed at my expense!!!

SWMBO asked what I would like to do on my Birthday while in Las Vegas, choices were:

Helicopter ride up the Grand Canyon 8)
Lake View Suite in the Bellagio Neutral
Rental of a Lambo or Ferrari (Bugatti Veyron @$25k a day was not an option!!) Smile
Powerboat for a day on Lake Mead Smile

I asked for $500 and a trip to the Chicken Ranch. SWMBO agreed! Very Happy

Unfortunately she has looked up the Chicken Ranch on the internet. I am as a result in the Dog House big time....! Confused
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Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife! 
 
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ronp
 


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Location: North Yorkshire
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Re: In The Dog House

Mike40 wrote:
I am as a result in the Dog House big time....! Confused


Feel for you .... would rather be in the Chicken House any day!

Laughing
 I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.  
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Rescue01
 


Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
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What a whole ranch full of chickens Question Now thats something Whistle
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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NoDo$h
 


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Ukraine 
Re: In The Dog House

Mike50 wrote:
I'll be changing my user ID Whistle
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Disco3newbie
 


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Maybe you should tell SWMBO they're free range chickens.......... Whistle
  
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kevi
 


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Have to change to Mike 50 now Laughing
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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al cope
 


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Done the helicopter trip out from Vegas to the the canyon, champers lunch on the canyon floor, back over the Hoover damn - well worth it.

If I recall, it as about £1200 for 5 of us.

Al
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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 3

50 might be my waist size when I get back... Shocked

I have secured a really good deal at the MGM Grand which includes 6 free visits a day to the Buffet 8)

Planning to get up at 7.00am, eat breakfast at the Buffet.

Goto Pool and lounge about and have a swim.

Once temp hits 95-100 degrees retire to Buffet for lunch

Return to Air Conditioned Suite and sleep until 7.00pm

Goto Dinner Buffet.

Go out and have fun until 1.00am ish

Go to bed and repeat until time to come home 16 days later.... Razz
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Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife! 
 
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wvlenthe
 


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So you're only enjoying 3 out of 6 free buffet visits. Where's the good deal, you're probably paying for 6 visits!!!
Laughing

Wiljo
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Popelka
 


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wvlenthe wrote:
So you're only enjoying 3 out of 6 free buffet visits. Where's the good deal,


double portions at a guess Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!  
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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
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3 for me and 3 for SWMBO who will wont feeding as well......plus her large handbag stores loads of Muffins and Fruit.... 8)
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"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife! 
 
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Willy Eckerslike
 


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So SWMBO likes agood Muffin then. Whistle
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
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Mike40
 


Member Since: 30 Nov 2008
Location: Newport South Wales
Posts: 796

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Auto Rimini RedDiscovery 3

It would take a brave man........or woman Bow down
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"Ruby" Rimini Red
Rimini Red 06MY TDV6 S
Xenons, Bright Pack, Climate Pack,
BAS Magic Box and Remap
ITG Air Filter
ERG's Blanked (Woody32)
Huge Permagrin

Suzuki GSX1400, Triumph Daytona 1200, Yamaha RD500LC, Norton 850 Commando, MV Agusta 1090 Brutale, Honda Hornet 900, Honda 600 Tansalp, Matchless 750, AJS 650CSR......plus very understanding wife! 
 
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alan lockwood
 


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mike 40
for 500 quid you can come to our allotment and sleep with our chickens if you want.
five really cute fluffy ones born yesterday as well.
 one life,live it
gotalife,livinit,lovinit....

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Jem
 


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If you do the helicopter trip I can thoroughly recommend this company...

http://www.maverickhelicopter.com/

I have no connection with them but have 'done' their trip... Very slick operation and nice choppers too. They'll collect you and return you to your hotel in a nice limo or MPV as well. Possibly not the cheapest option, but i've heard from a few friends who have done Vegas/Grand Canyon trips and it seems none came close to our experience with maverick.

Cheers

Jem
  
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