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What Were You In A Past Life?
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Popelka
 


Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
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Czech Republic 

In the past; I was younger Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!  
Post #47275727th May 2009 2:39 pm
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Dom Harvey
Lord of the Four Fingers 


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Location: Dorset
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England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 GS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

NoDo$h wrote:
Dom, you're too old to have had a past life. You must still be on your first one Confused


'Crabs' to you Laughing
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2006 Discovery 3 - gone
2008 Discovery 3 GS - gone
2011 Freelander LE Special Edition - gone
2007 Discovery 3 XS - gone
2012 Discovery 4 GS - current 
 
Post #47275927th May 2009 2:41 pm
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NoDo$h
 


Member Since: 02 May 2006
Location: Finding new and exciting ways to milk badgers.
Posts: 19689

Ukraine 

 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #47276427th May 2009 2:52 pm
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Willy Eckerslike
 


Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612

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Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were Male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of Northumbria around the year 700. Your profession was that of a Beer Drinker, Fisherman, and Idler

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to have sex and travel, indeed this was the advice you mostly received

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop a better understanding of not falling over your tent pegs

Do you remember now?

Oh yes
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle 
 
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Shrinky
 


Member Since: 05 Jul 2007
Location: Cotswolds
Posts: 2515

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Looks like you had a great previous life Thumbs Up What happened? Rolling with laughter
 Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it  
Post #47276827th May 2009 3:09 pm
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Willy Eckerslike
 


Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612

England 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 Commercial XS Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

I'm living in the past Whistle
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle 
 
Post #47277127th May 2009 3:15 pm
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PeanutBob
 


Member Since: 24 Oct 2006
Location: Cheshire
Posts: 669

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BarryG wrote:
I Was "I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Africa around the year 1575. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals."


I cant remenber much about it , But i do miss having brests Rolling Eyes


Well I was also born in 1575 and was a female sailor...but I hope i didn't float your boat around West Africa circa 1600 you being an possible organiser of rituals! Trouble is that at work we have 2 Ghanaian chaps who have been with us for 20 odd years , and I'm worried as history tends to repeat itself! I'll pass on the garlic now.. don't want to invite any impromptu barbeques...
  
Post #47298627th May 2009 10:51 pm
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vertex
 


Member Since: 05 Jun 2006
Location: Dubai
Posts: 176

United Arab Emirates 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 HSE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-Center around the year 650. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

reference to : executor of sacrifices! Shocked

are we talking virgins on altars?
 nothing yet.  
Post #47308328th May 2009 8:37 am
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BLACK BETTY
 


Member Since: 18 Oct 2008
Location: Louth
Posts: 575

Ireland 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Phillippines around the year 1150. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.
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Do you remember now?

Bloomin Norah
I never get the breaks, and to top it off, never had breasts of my own either Thud
 Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.

Also appears 9/10 of stopping is stopping in time

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=DiscoReaper&view=videos 
 
Post #47325528th May 2009 3:17 pm
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kevi
 


Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945

Wales 2012 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 GS Auto Orkney GreyDiscovery 4

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female 8) in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Arctic around the year 1650. Your profession was that of a warrior, hunter, fisherman or executor of sacrifices.
Laughing Laughing --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, Confused practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
Whistle --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.
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Do you remember now?
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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SJR
 


Member Since: 09 Aug 2006
Location: East Manchester
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kevi wrote:
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.


So no mention of any skills in Humour then Kev Wink Whistle
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 
 
Post #47328728th May 2009 4:41 pm
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Pelyma
  


Member Since: 06 Jan 2005
Location: Patching, Sussex
Posts: 15496

England 

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Central England around the year 400. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.

Are there any ill or lonely people on here that need help Laughing
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Porsche Cayenne V8 Diesel S 
 
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