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Shrinky
 


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What Were You In A Past Life?

Check here http://www.thebigview.com/pastlife/

Apparently I was this:

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Wales around the year 950. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to conquer jealousy and anger in yourself and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret.
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Do you remember now?

Rolling Eyes
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Post #47265327th May 2009 11:42 am
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Very Annoyed
 


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Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 1475. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

Now I know!
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Post #47265727th May 2009 11:55 am
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SJR
 


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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South of Latin America around the year 975. Your profession was that of a entertainer, musician, poet or temple-dancer.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop your talent for love, happiness and enthusiasm and you should distribute these feelings to all people.

Do you remember now?


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Post #47265927th May 2009 11:56 am
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I Was "I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Africa around the year 1575. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals."


I cant remenber much about it , But i do miss having brests Rolling Eyes
  
Post #47266027th May 2009 11:57 am
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AndrewS
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I was male in my last earthly incarnation.I was born somewhere in the territory of modern Poland around the year 1225. My profession was that of a shepherd, horseman or forester.
Brief psychological profile in my past life:
Person with huge energy, good in planning and supervising. If I was a garbage-man, I would be chief garbage-man.

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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Post #47266227th May 2009 12:01 pm
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drmcw
 


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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Alaska around the year 825. Your profession was that of a handicraftsman or mechanic.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Seeker of truth and wisdom. You could have seen your future lives. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating path to future.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You fulfill your lesson by helping old folks and children. You came to this life to learn to care about the weak and the helpless.

Any old codgers with an EPB problem let me know.... Rolling with laughter
  
Post #47266527th May 2009 12:16 pm
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tanters
 


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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Austria around the year 1889. Your profession was that of an Artist and Maniac
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You liked to paint, travel and dress up in funny clothes. You had a small moustache so you probably had an inferiority complex . You liked to travel to neighbouring countries and take them as souveniers for the folks back home. Others perceived you as an idealist illuminating a path to future glory, others thought you were plain crazy.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You have a yearning to move to South America.




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Post #47267427th May 2009 12:34 pm
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SJR
 


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Tanters

A certain Adolf Hitler fits that profile as well Shocked Whistle
 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 - 
 
Post #47267927th May 2009 12:39 pm
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Snowy
 


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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Portugal around the year 1325. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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That would explain my man boobs Thumbs Up

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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.
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Shocked

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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.


Like fook I should.....
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Post #47268527th May 2009 12:46 pm
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NoDo$h
 


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I put in someone elses DoB and got this back:

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were spawned somewhere in Kent around 1870. Your profession was that of a King's Dragoon and later took to Cart driving. Spending all that time looking up a bullocks jacksie seems to have made you what you are today
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Shouldn'd be left along with sharp objects. Although that's a matter of opinion
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You have a yearning to be loved by all, a yearning that is unlikely to be fulfilled any time soon
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #47269027th May 2009 12:55 pm
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robsmith
 


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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mongolia around the year 725. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You were a sane, practical person, a materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and the poor.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.
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Do you remember now?




I remember it all too well. Thumbs Up

Shame they don't recount all the adventures - a bards life isn't a bad life Whistle
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Post #47269327th May 2009 1:01 pm
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DG
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Shocked

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.


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Post #47271227th May 2009 1:33 pm
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Little 5
 


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Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Greece around the year 1600. Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Such people are always involved with all new. You have always loved changes, especially in art, music, cooking.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
The world is full of ill and lonely people. You should help those, who are less fortunate than you are.
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Do you remember now?

Shocked Shocked Shocked
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Post #47273727th May 2009 2:19 pm
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Dom Harvey
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Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female Shocked in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA South-Center around the year 700. Your profession was that of a dramatist, director, musician or bard.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You always liked to travel and to investigate. You could have been a detective or a spy.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
You should develop self-love and ability to implant hope into hearts of people. Ambition is not everything. True wealth is buried in your soul.

Do you remember now?
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NoDo$h
 


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Dom, you're too old to have had a past life. You must still be on your first one Confused
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #47275527th May 2009 2:38 pm
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