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buzz
 


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indian bohemian rhapsody

Indian Bohemian Rhapsody


Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras .
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

[guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

[guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

[guitar solo]

[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

sorry...... Embarassed
 Gone.......but not forgotten

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All together now 1...2...3... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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very well constructed. Thumbs Up someone has to much time on his hands
 
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TSR2 wrote:
All together now 1...2...3...


...how many years old is that? Laughing Wink
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Unnecessary quote removed Whistle


if this

http://www.disco3.co.uk/forum/topic26274.html

can get back in then the gloves are off.............. Thumbs Up
 Gone.......but not forgotten

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Club £400 V.E.D. 
 
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UH OH!! Trouble brewing, what can we expect next??? Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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buzz wrote:
if this can get back in then the gloves are off.............. Thumbs Up

It's got Censored all to do with it being old ...I think you should arrest him just for the joke Rolling with laughter
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Last edited by DG on 18th Oct 2008 11:35 pm. Edited 2 times in total 
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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international arrest warrant required for popelka.......so he gets away this time
 Gone.......but not forgotten

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Club £400 V.E.D. 
 
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It might be an old'n but it's a good'n Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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Edited: Mods, why did my post appear twice?
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Maybe because you double posted Rolling Eyes Laughing

It happens from time to time Thumbs Up
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buzz wrote:
international arrest warrant required for popelka.......so he gets away this time


WHAT meee, what did I doo00000.... Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up
 Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!  
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I'm visiting UK in November Whistle

in the car, czech plates but have english stickers for paragliding in windows if you spot me......... Laughing
 Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!  
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I'd pay to watch that -paragliding in windows. Do you feel shattered when you land?
 I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  
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