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Hobgoblin
 


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'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'

A Professor at University of Dundee was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.
Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.



He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ars Censored le is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She shrugged, 'Probably in the pub with his mates.'

The Professor laughed so hard he almost wet himself.
 I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
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