kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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A new twist on a old jokeAn Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father barked at her.
'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer poor, poor dear Mother thru?
The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff..Dad....I became a prostitute....'
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family'
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible that's parked outside, plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath).... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... .'
'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' said Dad.
Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute, Dad! Sniff, sniff.'
'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!' Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
  
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Money talks  D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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marcon
Member Since: 01 Mar 2006
Location: wex's Shed
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