kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers!
They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'
Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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Little 5
Member Since: 17 Oct 2006
Location: travel'in some where near you
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u on a miission 2nite kevi or wat?  You May Think I Said What You Thought I Said But What You Thought I Said I Did Not
MEMBER OF CLUB WEBER BBQ and
10FORCASH CLAN
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| 20th Jul 2009 7:50 pm |
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kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
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not posted in awhile
and with corrie and eastenders looming  Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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| 20th Jul 2009 7:54 pm |
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kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
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just noticed 2 more posts to 500 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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| 20th Jul 2009 7:55 pm |
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Little 5
Member Since: 17 Oct 2006
Location: travel'in some where near you
Posts: 417
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well reply 2 this and u'll have 500 You May Think I Said What You Thought I Said But What You Thought I Said I Did Not
MEMBER OF CLUB WEBER BBQ and
10FORCASH CLAN
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| 20th Jul 2009 9:54 pm |
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