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JMC
 


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Who is the employer?

SOMETHING TO PONDER

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
9 have been accused of writing bad cheques
17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shop-lifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this???
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House of Commons Wink
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UK Government ?
  
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Definitely has to be the cops, or a bank
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It's even more frightening when you see how many of that list are tories Laughing
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If the numbers were a bit worse I would have said the Seffrican gubberment
  
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DG wrote:
House of Commons

DG is correct (as always! Bow down ) Wink

Scary though isn't it Shocked
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I cant beleive this true

Shocked
  
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Unfortunately, it's not a joke thread. Crying or Very sad
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Makes me feel a bit better about our bunch Wink
  
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Moose - thats the one thing none of them have been accused of (yet) - sexual abuse Whistle

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Frightening. One of them accused of spouse abuse I knew at University Shocked
  
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