YeehawTwistyArms
Member Since: 07 Mar 2007
Location: UK
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A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently ?breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she ?looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident ?and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst ?nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind ?her.
Cool as a cucumber and ?displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, ?'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping ?that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little ?'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely ?bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if ?you farted just looking at it, you're going to $hit yourself when I tell ?you the price.'
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 27th Oct 2008 7:19 pm |
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Bodsy
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Member Since: 06 Nov 2006
Location: In the Clubhouse
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Ah the old ones are the best.....   Bodsys Brake Bible
D4/D3 Remote FBH heat kits
BAS Remaps/ EGR Blank
Transmission Flush
Software updates/enabling
Clock/ SNOTM /3Flash / 4x4Info /BT Update /Service Reset/Error Codes / Gearbox Reset
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| 27th Oct 2008 7:21 pm |
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YeehawTwistyArms
Member Since: 07 Mar 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 705
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 Sorry, I'm only a young whipper snapper and not heard it before.
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| 27th Oct 2008 7:28 pm |
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