kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
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Garbage Bags
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a
£20 notes falls out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are £20 notes falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back, and see
if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back garden is right next to
the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come and pee
through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the fence with
my hedge clippers.. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the fence, I
say, '£20 or off it comes'.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know, not everybody pays".
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
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What to do if seated
next to a jerk on an airplane...
1. Take out your laptop.
2. Slowly open your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
5. Open your Internet browser, turn up the volume.
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then
look up to the sky, or the heavens, if you will.
7. Breathe deeply and open the following site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Look at the expression on your
neighbor's face. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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Hassle
Member Since: 19 Nov 2008
Location: Sleaford
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Kevi if you played that next to me I'd be worried as well not because of the clock ticking down but because the song is about love and dancing etc
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| 11th Feb 2010 9:48 pm |
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