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How to keep a marriage alive.
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ronp
 


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How to keep a marriage alive.

Learn 'gibberish'.

Go to Psychic sessions.

Keep your mouth shut!

Rolling Eyes


...... any more. I was a normal heterosexual chap, but in these new woke awakenings I now identify as a Wardrobe.  
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DSL
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Ukraine 

Say "yes dear" with the right amount of scincerity. Not enough or too much and you're in trouble. Thumbs Up   
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Dusty
 


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To have the ability to pick up a few key words when they're gibbering away so you can offer an opinion when they've finished, when in reality you haven't a clue what they've been going on about Whistle Discovery 4 HSE
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DG
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riverblanche
 


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Always stand on the left Rolling Eyes


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I plan on living forever and so far so good !

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Sea Raider
 


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Make sure you have 2 holidays a year

You go in April, she goes in September Smile  
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DSL
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DG wrote:


SWMBO likes that, hope she's not getting ideas!! Shocked Shocked   
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tayaste
 


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Why don’t you have a night out with the girls... enjoy yourself, you deserve it...

Don’t worry about me... I’m sure I’ll be ok. Twisted Evil   
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gstuart
 


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Sea Raider wrote:
Make sure you have 2 holidays a year

You go in April, she goes in September Smile


Rolling with laughter Bow down   
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gstuart
 


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Charliecloud
 


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According to Womens Hour this am, all you need to know is 'how to massage a c******s' Shocked Laughing  
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Hardware
 


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Quote:
c******s'


is that "current account overdrafts" ??? you needed more *s  
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bigdave
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Turn up,

Shut up,

Pay up,

Sorted.

And the quicker you learn this the easier it is to become at peace.

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Mogwyth
 


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Well my in-laws have the secret 60th wedding anniversary last week.





IMHO what you need is to have enough in common to enjoy doing things together and enough differences to be able to do your own thing occasionally. ==================================
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Madrilleno
 


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"Yes dear, it's delicious. Can I have seconds please?" There are two rules for success,
1. Never tell everything you know.



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