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MrH
 


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Do you know what to do if you spot a woman that's chocking?

A woman sitting in an Pub suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at
her.

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
Kin ya breathe?' asked
Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody
Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.
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I thought it was risky but it was too funny not to try Wink
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