Quote..... "Don't buy this picture. It looks fine on the website, but the one they send you is upside-down. My wife hasn't stopped crying for a week.
Shoddy, Amazon. C-. "
As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
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Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17
Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
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Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone)
I recently purchased this poster, and while it's lifelike, well made and had a certain, portly charm to it, I have since found out that it's actually *cheaper* to hire Paul Ross to come over and stand against a wall, whenever you feel the need to look at him.
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us yet.
21st Jan 2009 1:46 pm
SJR
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Quote:
In the words of Victor Meldrew, I literally could not BELIEEEVE it when I saw this piece for sale on Amazon. I had only just said to my husband the previous night as we were worming the dog that I wished I could have a canvas print of Paul Ross sitting in a wicker chair, fingers entwined, possibly contemplating a second pie.
Tonight I am going to wish that we had a life size cut out of Vernon Kay eating a biscuit out of a shoe and pray that the Gods of amazon hear that too!
I was in reading some of them Previously:
2005 D3 2.7 TDV6 S
1984 90 2.25 Petrol CSW
1992 90 200TDi Hard Top
1995 Discovery ES 300TDi
2003 90 TD5 Truck Cab
21st Jan 2009 1:51 pm
ThatMartinChap
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thats cracking Also Gone : MY14 D4 SDV6 HSE : Barolo Black + Almond
Sadly Gone : MY08 D3 TDV6 HSE : Stornoway + Alpaca + Privacy + BAS Remap
21st Jan 2009 1:51 pm
ad15
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it's a relief to see that we have not lost our sense of humour in these tricky times
21st Jan 2009 4:17 pm
10forcash
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A friend of mine who was an avid "pharmaceutical enthusiast" had a life changing experience a year ago that he attributed to Derek Holt's album. He said, Nick, after you listen to Holt's rendition of "I love you", you'll have your life in order. Before this, I would get high on poppers and beat up hookers on weekends. Now, I volunteer and have dedicated my life to Jesus
21st Jan 2009 5:48 pm
shellshock
Member Since: 10 Mar 2008
Location: Chester/Wrexham
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In the "What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item?" section after the desciption,
23% buy
Day & Age
£6.49
-------the lastest CD from the band, THE KILLERS ALTERNATIVES...............No alternatives for off-road capability.
If you want Surrey plush, go for a Range Rover. If you want Manchester bling it's the Range Rover Sport. But if it's a seven-seat, go anywhere 4x4, it's time to Disco.
(Daily Telegraph 08/08/09)
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reading some of them 
