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rockcrawler
 


Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
Posts: 2884

United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 Metropolis LE Auto Bonatti GreyDiscovery 3
Lady Fotherington-smythe

Lady Fotherington-smythe was holding a dinner party for her neighbours but was rather suffering from wind.

Just as her Butler was leaning over to pour her wine she farted extremely loudly.

In a desperate attempt to avoid the blame for this faux pas she snapped "Jenkins! Stop that!".

"Certainly, Madam" responded the Butler.

"Which way did it go?"
 D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
Club BAS Remote FBH
Club MXS10 Ctek
Club Beanie Grill
Rear D4 Lamps
Geoff Gearbox Flush
BAS Remap 
 
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rrhool
 


Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 4398

United Kingdom 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Made me grin Thumbs Up
 Richard


D3 SE 2007. Triumph 2.5Pi 1973. Ferguson TEA20 1948.



Discovery 2 4.0 ES 2001- Gone
Discovery 1 300Tdi ES '95 - Gone
Range Rover Classic '79 - Gone 
 
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marsie
 


Member Since: 28 Feb 2010
Location: Sheffieldish
Posts: 1804

England 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Firenze RedDiscovery 4

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 Previous Discos
1989 200tdi 3dr
1994 300tdi ES
1995 3.9 ES (x3)
2000 4.0 adventurer
2001 4.0 ES
2005 D3 HSE (zambesi silver)
2007 D3 SE (Lugano teal)
2011 D4 XS (Baltic Blue)
2008 D3 HSE PREMIUM (buckingham blue)
2009 D4 XS (Nara bronze)
2006 D3 Metropolis (Java Black)
2012my D4 HSE (indus silver)
Current 2013 D4 XS (Firenze red) 
 
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maxbasscat
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1263

Ukraine 2005 LR3 4.4 V8 SE Auto Tonga GreenLR3

Laughing
 D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300 
 
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Geoff at Drym
 


Member Since: 18 May 2015
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 584

England 2007 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

I've read two more posts and I'm still chuckling. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
 2007 Disco3 2.7 tdv6 SE
gvif with reversing camera
V8 brakes with new EPB module and shoes
Later D4 grille
Alive tuning remap
Mazda MX5
Ferguson ted20 tractor
Hyundai Getz 1.4 (wife's ) 
 
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robsmith
 


Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Zermatt SilverDiscovery 3

Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Alternative line from the butler:
"We really must get that floorboard repaired Ma'am"
But I don't think it's anywhere near as good as the first offering
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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