Member Since: 31 Oct 2012
Location: Ferring
Posts: 2884
Lady Fotherington-smythe
Lady Fotherington-smythe was holding a dinner party for her neighbours but was rather suffering from wind.
Just as her Butler was leaning over to pour her wine she farted extremely loudly.
In a desperate attempt to avoid the blame for this faux pas she snapped "Jenkins! Stop that!".
"Certainly, Madam" responded the Butler.
"Which way did it go?"D3 Metropolis Bonatti Grey-Alpaca Leather-adaptive headlights-fridge-EGR blanking kit-Harmen Karden-Cruise-4x4 info enabled-Tinted Windows-Heated F&R Seats-Rosen rear Entertainment-LED'S everywhere -Smoked Side Repeaters-Rear Aircon-Vredestein Wintrac 4 Extreme-Puddle and Footwell Lamps-Stainless Steel Side Protection Tubes- NEW ASHTRAY ( thanks to dsd1036 )
Club BAS Remote FBH
Club MXS10 Ctek
Club Beanie Grill
Rear D4 Lamps
Geoff Gearbox Flush
BAS Remap
12th Mar 2018 2:46 pm
rrhool
Member Since: 28 Aug 2014
Location: Norfolk
Posts: 4398
Made me grin Richard
D3 SE 2007. Triumph 2.5Pi 1973. Ferguson TEA20 1948.
Discovery 2 4.0 ES 2001- Gone
Discovery 1 300Tdi ES '95 - Gone
Range Rover Classic '79 - Gone
12th Mar 2018 3:23 pm
marsie
Member Since: 28 Feb 2010
Location: Sheffieldish
Posts: 1804
Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
Posts: 1263
D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300
13th Mar 2018 11:04 pm
Geoff at Drym
Member Since: 18 May 2015
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 584
I've read two more posts and I'm still chuckling. 2007 Disco3 2.7 tdv6 SE
gvif with reversing camera
V8 brakes with new EPB module and shoes
Later D4 grille
Alive tuning remap
Mazda MX5
Ferguson ted20 tractor
Hyundai Getz 1.4 (wife's )
14th Mar 2018 10:47 am
robsmith
Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2391
Alternative line from the butler:
"We really must get that floorboard repaired Ma'am"
But I don't think it's anywhere near as good as the first offeringRob Smith
Silver rools OK
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum