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Male SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE..

..It takes less than 15 seconds.
If you are male and over 60 years old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test
How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?


1. _ _NDOM
2. F_ _K
3. P_N_S
4. PU_S_
5. S_X
6. BOO_S

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Answers:
1. RANDOM
2. FORK
3. PANTS
4. PULSE
5. SIX
6. BOOKS
You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?

The good news is:

You do NOT have Alzheimer's.

You are a pervert.
  
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Oh, and Whistle yes, I got them wrong... Rolling with laughter
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I got three right! There are so many variants though, it's almost impossible to get all six...
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I got all six right first time Very Happy




didnt get the same answers as you though Whistle
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Rolling with laughter
  
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Rolling with laughter that’s brilliant
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