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galwaygreen
 


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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 TDV6 Graphite LE Auto Loire BlueDiscovery 4
MAN SPREDDING

WTF is that all about  
Post #206049111th Jun 2019 11:25 pm
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kajtzu
 


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One sits like Al Bundy on the sofa, legs wide, but on public transport. So not only does one look like a douche one also take space from others.

Mr. Green  
Post #206050712th Jun 2019 6:03 am
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Scott #55
 


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Women do it too.

I used to get a seat on the train and a heifer got on at the next stop and went to sit next to me. She was too fat for the seat so moved the armrest up, allowing her to spread on to my seat (imagine silly putty left in the sun).

Day 2 saw me with my arm on the armrest. Nae luck, fatty. 2014 - D4 2010 HSE Nara Bronze
2012 - FL2 2009 GS Stornoway Grey
2001 - VW Passat Estate Inky Blue
1999 - Ford Mondeo Light Blue
1998 - Rover 25 Red  
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galwaygreen
 


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NAE LUCK crackin  
Post #206075312th Jun 2019 11:59 pm
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