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How to measure a flagpole

Ray & Bubba ( Texas mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 'We're supposed to find the height of the

flagpole,' said Bubba, 'but we don't have a ladder.'

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she

took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'
and walked away.
Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives

us the length!'

Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.
 I'm not as good as I once was........but I'm as good once as I ever was.  
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