buzz
Member Since: 19 May 2006
Location: lancashire
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A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy
Dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her
husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband,
protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by
not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping
soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early,
decided to go to the party.. As her husband didn't know what her costume
was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
how he acted when she was! not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he
could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her.
She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her
ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the
Car and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and She was sitting up reading when he came in so she asked
what kind of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're
not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the
spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker
all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband
replied,
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"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of
his life." Gone.......but not forgotten
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GLYNNE
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TazDaz
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that's a good one
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SJR
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Location: East Manchester
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 I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Buzz Aldrin (1930 -
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MacLeod 313
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heine
Member Since: 07 Feb 2007
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eeeeyoooo
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Tawny Owl
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