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Mogwyth
 


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Men vs women

Woman:

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with."

Man:

"Women are like a fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a Censored headache."
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al cope
 


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I guess you didnt say this to your missus Bow down

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Laughing

I'll show this to my wife later!
 Stu

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DSL
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Been nice knowing you. I’m not that brave!! Whistle
   
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Oswiperus
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Well I'm still alive, she laughed....but she may stomp on me later! Whistle
 Stu

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DSL
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Just needs a few more of these before I do that.
   
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Alan B
 


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Oswiperus wrote:
..but she may stomp on me later! Whistle


A little fetish of Yrs Stu??? Whistle Thumbs Up
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DSL
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SWMBO laughed. I’m so dead now, it was nice knowing you peeps. Big Cry Big Cry
   
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kajtzu
 


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Thanks for contributing to the economies of Finland and EU before your imminent demise. We truly appreciate it. Thumbs Up

Rolling with laughter
  
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DSL
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Even if I did bring almost everything with me. Whistle Finland will forever be in my heart, bugs and all. Thumbs Up
   
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