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jkp
 


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Mmmm...

I got a phone call today, to organise an MRI that I'm having done.

Standard medical safety question....

"have you any metal plates?"

"any surgery in the last three month?"

"any body piercings?"


when i asked will my prince albert be a problem.....







...silence on the phone Confused Confused




Did I say something wrong ?
  
Post #3542433rd Oct 2008 5:26 pm
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WOODY179
 


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I had an MRI scan last week (I have to have them annually due to the fact I have a scar on the cerebrum part of the brain) and had to answer these questions amongst others 3 times Shocked Once on the phone when they make the appointment, then they send you a letter enclosed with which is a form that has to be filled in before your appointment, with the same questions. Then when you go for the scan they take the form from you and ask the same questions again - still better safe than sorry.
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Confused I know I'm going to regret asking what one is............. (not an mri)
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Magnetic resonance imaging I think.... Confused


EDIT Here you go....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_resonance_imaging
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What is an MRI scan?

MRI (magnetic resonance imaging) is a fairly new technique that has been used since the beginning of the 1980s.

The MRI scan uses magnetic and radio waves, meaning that there is no exposure to X-rays or any other damaging forms of radiation.

How does an MRI scanner work?

The patient lies inside a large, cylinder-shaped magnet. Radio waves 10,000 to 30,000 times stronger than the magnetic field of the earth are then sent through the body. This affects the body's atoms, forcing the nuclei into a different position. As they move back into place they send out radio waves of their own. The scanner picks up these signals and a computer turns them into a picture. These pictures are based on the location and strength of the incoming signals.

Our body consists mainly of water, and water contains hydrogen atoms. For this reason, the nucleus of the hydrogen atom is often used to create an MRI scan in the manner described above.

What does an MRI scan show?

Using an MRI scanner, it is possible to make pictures of almost all the tissue in the body. The tissue that has the least hydrogen atoms (such as bones) turns out dark, while the tissue that has many hydrogen atoms (such as fatty tissue) looks much brighter. By changing the timing of the radiowave pulses it is possible to gain information about the different types of tissues that are present.

An MRI scan is also able to provide clear pictures of parts of the body that are surrounded by bone tissue, so the technique is useful when examining the brain and spinal cord.

Because the MRI scan gives very detailed pictures it is the best technique when it comes to finding tumours (benign or malignant abnormal growths) in the brain. If a tumour is present the scan can also be used to find out if it has spread into nearby brain tissue.

The technique also allows us to focus on other details in the brain. For example, it makes it possible to see the strands of abnormal tissue that occur if someone has multiple sclerosis and it is possible to see changes occurring when there is bleeding in the brain, or find out if the brain tissue has suffered lack of oxygen after a stroke.

The MRI scan is also able to show both the heart and the large blood vessels in the surrounding tissue. This makes it possible to detect heart defects that have been building up since birth, as well as changes in the thickness of the muscles around the heart following a heart attack. The method can also be used to examine the joints, spine and sometimes the soft parts of your body such as the liver, kidneys and spleen.

How does an MRI scan differ from a CT scan?

With an MRI scan it is possible to take pictures from almost every angle, whereas a CT scan only shows pictures horizontally. There is no ionizing radiation (X-rays) involved in producing an MRI scan. MRI scans are generally more detailed, too. The difference between normal and abnormal tissue is often clearer on the MRI scan than on the CT scan.

How is an MRI scan performed?

The scan is usually done as an outpatient procedure, which means that the patient can go home after the test. During the scan it is important to lie completely still. For this reason it might be necessary to give a child an anaesthetic before they are tested.

Since you are exposed to a powerful magnetic field during the MRI scan, it is important not to wear jewellery or any other metal objects.

It is also important for the patient to inform medical staff if they use electrical appliances, such as a hearing aid or pacemaker, or have any metal in their body such as surgical clips, but orthopaedic metalware such as artificial hips or bone screws is not normally a problem.
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Woody, I tell you what, that reply I am very gratful for......I got an MRI next thursday after badly damaging ligiments and I got a letter about metalised objects and pregnancy and body piercings.

Your reply is tops and given me piece of mind as was a bit worried bout it.

Cheers mate
  
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forgot this bit

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Is an MRI scan dangerous?

There are no known dangers or side effects connected to an MRI scan. The test is not painful; you cannot feel it. Since radiation is not used, the procedure can be repeated without problems. There is a small theoretical risk to the foetus in the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, and therefore scans are not performed on pregnant women during this time.

Because patients have to lie inside a large cylinder while the scans are being made some people get claustrophobic during the test. Patients who are afraid this might happen should talk to the doctor beforehand, who may give them some medication to help them relax.

The machine also makes a banging noise while it is working, which might be unpleasant.
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darrind, stop laughing Wink , honestly I am having a MRI, just gotta take out my tongue piercing 1st.......SWMBO wont like that now Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
  
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pelyma - ring in the end of your willy, usually silver

now can I stop grimacing and uncross my legs Shocked

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Eeek

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Albert_piercing
  
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Any piercings down there are Shocked ouch, double ouch
  
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Bet that takes some polishing!!
Gotta be carefull with the brasso!! Shocked Shocked
 Must stop buying shiny toys....  
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cdodkin, now thats funny Rolling with laughter
  
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