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astonbuilder
 


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Monday funnies

I said I'd raid the Edinburgh Fringe after some disparaging remarks about my, er, humour...... Wink

Top ten off the 'fringe Thumbs Up

1. ‘Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day’ - Adam Rowe

2. ‘I had a job drilling holes for water - it was well boring’ - Leo Kearse

3. ‘I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don’t pay it back, I’m going to get repossessed’ - Olaf Falafel

4. ‘In my last relationship, I hated being treated like a piece of meat. She was a vegan and refused to touch me’ - Daniel Audritt

5. ‘What do colour blind people do when they are told to eat their greens?’ - Flo and Joan

6. ‘I’ve got a new job collecting all the jumpers left in the park at the weekends, but it’s not easy. They keep moving the goalposts’ - Darren Walsh

7. ‘Trump said he’d build a wall but he hasn’t even picked up a brick. He’s just another middle-aged man failing on a DIY project’ - Justin Moorhouse

8= ‘I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it’ - Adele Cliff

8= ‘Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?’ - Alex Edelman

10. ‘I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it’s like this all the time’ - Laura Lexx.
  
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Thumbs Up Thumbs Up Rolling with laughter
   
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Ceekay
 


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Laughing but a few old dad / grandad jokes there i think
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D3 HSE MY06 missing her still… 
 
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