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MONDAY FUNNY
A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.
'Doctor, I don't feel too good,' said the little paper bag.'
'Hmm, you look OK to me,' said the Doctor, 'but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows,
come back and see me in a couple of days.'
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.
'What's wrong with me?' asked the little paper bag.
'I'm afraid you are HIV positive!' said the doctor
'No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!' said the
little paper bag.
'Have you been having unprotected nookie?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?' asked the doctor.
'NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?' queried the doctor.
'NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Well', said the doctor, 'are you in a homosexual relationship?'
'NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!'
'Then there can be only one explanation.' said the doctor......
Wait for it......
It’s a goody......
'Your mother must have been a carrier!'Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
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simon
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Maverick wrote:
I don't get it!
You are joking right ??? Or is a basic understanding of english not your main skill ?
EDIT... Mav, your a pillock
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Or maybe 16 years or so As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
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Only kidding Mav... please don't take offence As you slide down the banister of life
may no splinters point your way
Disco XXV
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY16
Discovery Sport HSE Lux MY17
Evoque HSE Dynamic MY16 (Gone)
RRS2 Autobiography Dynamic MY14 (Lovely car but preferred the Disco!)
Disco 3 Tdv6 HSE MY05 (owned for 11 years and now gone)
Range Rover Sport HSE MY11 (Gone)
Freelander2 SE (Gone but the most reliable car we've ever owned)
Disco 2 V8 (Gone)
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t, wrong topic! I meant to put that on on the Sunday fun one! 
Or is a basic understanding of english not your main skill ?
