disco3kenny
Member Since: 19 Jan 2008
Location: Here
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A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you
Pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?'
(You'll love this)
God replied: 'I didn't bloody recognize you.'  http://tinyurl.com/eBay-All-things-D3-Now
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stapldm
Member Since: 11 Sep 2006
Location: Swine Town
Posts: 2330
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 Dr. Ian Malcolm:
"Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
Transgenic tomato anyone?
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| 9th Nov 2009 6:07 pm |
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ad15
Member Since: 14 Dec 2008
Location: up that tree
Posts: 4866
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 one wife.......livid
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| 9th Nov 2009 6:11 pm |
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Frapp
Member Since: 19 Dec 2008
Location: Norff Zummerzet
Posts: 1653
 
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Oh yes, I like that
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| 9th Nov 2009 6:23 pm |
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