> Nicknames in use that have been given to Glasgow characters by their friends and workmates.
> >
> > Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter.
> >
> > Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.
> >
> > The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (ie. the wee bag on the side).
> >
> > The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute.
> >
> > Cashline - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day.
> >
> > Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns.
> >
> > Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...'
> >
> > Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour.
> >
> > Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls.
> >
> > The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle.
> >
> > The Marksman - when it's his turn to buy a round, he always shoots the craw
> >
> > Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat.
> >
> > Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up.
> >
> > The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers.
> >
> > The Woodpecker - he's always tapping.
> >
> > Mussolini - woman in a Glasgow office who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker)FORECAST FOR TONIGHT: things have happened out there!!!
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2nd Feb 2009 1:51 pm
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some good ones there....
