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Mrs Ann Kone is going to help all you poor souls.

I received this email this morning Shocked

Bless You My Dear,
I am Mrs. Anna Kone, I am married to Dr. Kone Akoma From Ivory Coast , I and my late husband was into, Estate management and also a government building contractor before my husband earlier death on January 26 2012. We were married for eleven years without a child due my fibriod problem. He died after a brief illness that lasted for

only four days.Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I have decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home . When my late husband was alive we deposited the sum of $2.5Million (USD) dollars in Finance house.Presently the money is still in Finance house Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Four months due to cancer problem. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than two months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very dangerous stage . Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to good person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want to you use at last 80% this fund for orphanages, widows and and also propagating the word of God and to endeavor that the house of God is maintained and take the remaining 20% to take good care of your good God Given Home. l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money . This is why I am taking this decision to donate this fund for charity. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord.Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace".

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health .My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth, always be prayerful all through your life. Please i need your information so i can forward it to the Finance house, to let the management know i have gotten you to received my funds.

I need your Name,occupation,Address and Phone Number and Age.

Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.

l remain yours sister in Christ.
Mrs. Anna Kone

I have decided to give the money I make to all those poor souls with the devils crankshaft as I know that will put me first in line when its my time at the pearly gates.
So if you have ever had a snapped crank or any other problem with your D3 or 4 that cost over £100 I want you to send your problem along with name, address, bank details, age and phone number to me. I will then mention you in my prayers and send you money Whistle
And don't forget all of us who travel in a Landrover travel in the arms of the lord (or lap of the gods Im not sure which Shocked )
I remain your brother in a Disco Wink
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You are too kind! I always keep the millions of $$ I get from these emails. Whistle
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Although I'm 53 years old, I'm an orphan - can I have some please

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your reputation as being in need of the Lords help travels far and wide Mark Rolling with laughter

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Tell her you own a D3 Mark, she might take pity on you and just send the money regardless. Mr. Green
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I actually responded to one of these charitable persons when they sent me not one but TWO offers of millions of dollars on the same day...... Shocked

One was the old "money-in-a-box-with-your-name-on-it" and the other another old favourite "send-me-cash-to-release-my-funds-and-I-will-share-with-you" one.

I replied that I was astounded to be so lucky to get the chance of millions of dollars twice in one day and it must also be sheer luck that he was handling both of them and I was so sorry to hear how much he had tied up in two different countries.

I pointed out that I didn't need to send him money to prove my "genuiness" [sic] as I was happy for him to keep all of the first pot of money if he used it to pay for the release of the second one and just send me half of it as that would make me wealthy beyond my dreams and reward him for sharing so generously.

I gave him a real phone number, a real address and some random banking details off the web so someone is going to get my share I guess Laughing
  
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Very funny Rolling with laughter
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Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

and Mark, can I have Anne's email address please. She sounds such a genuine and thoughtful person I would like to be able to help her in carrying out her poor dead husband's wishes, and you had better be quick before she dies as well Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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If you feel the need to contact the lovely generous lady Bow down
annakoneee@gmail.com
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