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adam
 


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New definition of an idiot

Cleaning tops of windows yesterday with key in ignition so switches live, got distracted by kids, walked to nieces 4th birthday, 3 hours later - could not find keys - found them in ignition in unlocked D3 on drive Shocked

Went out later to fill up - turned keys, every single warning light, message, beep / bong that car is capable of came on plus interior LED lights flashing like a strobe - like being in a disco (pun intended)

After getting jump start wrote mental note to myself to occasionally engage brain

Nobody around at time so had to call out LRA - felt a right p**ck
  
Post #36245020th Oct 2008 4:48 pm
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frogall
 


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United Kingdom 2006 Discovery 3 TDV6 S Manual Tonga GreenDiscovery 3

Now you know the difference between a Disco and a Pop Idol contestant.

The Disco has a mind of it's own.
 I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already.  
Post #36245420th Oct 2008 4:52 pm
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