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kevi
 


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New joke i think

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her,
draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer and goes to her
supervisor to file a sexual harassment complaint. She tells the supervisor
what the co-worker does and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit
against him.
The supervisor is puzzled by this approach and asks, "What's sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?



The woman replies "It's Keith, the dwarf"!.
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


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Not Brazilian then Question Shocked
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kevi
 


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Not Brazilian then Question
 Practice safe eating - always use condiments.


2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows 
 
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heine
 


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A Brazlian is a form of hair style that involves no hair down there

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing
  
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I believe a standard Brazilian wax involves some hair remaining (aka a landing strip). I believe a full Brazilian wax (aka a Hollywood) is all hair off.

Mindst you I'm no expert but I do like to keep my hand in................

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