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NoDo$h
 


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New "must have" car sticker



http://www.shotdeadinthehead.com/product_view.aspx?pid=1025

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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #6151955th Mar 2010 1:28 pm
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ad15
 


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there's a few on here that could do with that... Whistle
  
Post #6151975th Mar 2010 1:29 pm
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Can we have them produced on transparent backing, printed in reverse with an ultra hi-tak adhesive so they can be fixed on the windscreens of certain people who can't park their Euro-Blobs in normal car park spaces?
 Rob Smith
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Post #6155575th Mar 2010 9:13 pm
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Guilty m'lud

although I park so that I have an extra 20 seconds to walk to the door of the shop, but some feker always parks next to you even if you are parked out in the wilderness of tescos carpark.
  
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There's a co-ordinating T-shirt, too!
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Post #6155765th Mar 2010 9:34 pm
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I was with a mate in his new RS focus and he parked like that, as I commented about how sh**te his parking was he declared he always does it to stop anyone scratching his car
  
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Already got that t-shirt Thumbs Up

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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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I am totally with you JKP
I have a rather special pride and joy type motor that when using on the very odd occasion to go to the shops, i always choose to park absolutely miles away from the usual "must be as close as possible to the door brigade" and walk, but when you come out, always 5 cars have parked as close as they can to mine. Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

never mind a "you cant park for Censored " sticker, can i get something like an "I have terminal Aids, so feck of and park somewhere else, lest i spit on your door handle" one. Laughing Laughing Laughing
  
Post #6155985th Mar 2010 10:02 pm
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NoDo$h
 


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BBS SPY wrote:
I have a rather special pride and joy type motor


Some kind of really low mileage minter? Do tell Mr. Green
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Post #6156195th Mar 2010 10:10 pm
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Mark Y wrote:
I was with a mate in his new RS focus and he parked like that, as I commented about how sh**te his parking was he declared he always does it to stop anyone scratching his car

Your "mate" has obviously never abandoned his car in the one I'm about to enter - if he did he might find it "interesting" to get back into his car, and very difficult then to move his car from where he'd abandoned it. And no paint would be removed in the parking part of the exercise.....
 Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
 
 
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ad15 wrote:
Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

there's a few on here that could do with that... Whistle


I must confess.....

I usually park like this (on purpose!) Embarassed & nobody parks close enough to bang my doors Whistle

Maybe I should get a sticker too......
  
Post #6156375th Mar 2010 10:45 pm
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Nah NoDo$h
Close though, and i might have had a few lip looseners, but my personal minter pride and joy secret remains just that for now. Whistle Whistle Whistle

Good night chap
  
Post #6156865th Mar 2010 11:47 pm
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BHH wrote:
[quote="ad15I must confess.....

I usually park like this (on purpose!) Embarassed & nobody parks close enough to bang my doors Whistle

Maybe I should get a sticker too......


Me too Whistle
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Scrotes round here target such parking with a suitable sharp implement - lot worse than a door ding.

You can't win - I just send SWMBO to Tescos in her Fiesty Razz
  
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