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NJSS
 


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New Young Wife

After the death of his wife an elderly man married a young woman.

Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem.

“I would like to pass time with you but my poor wife gets lonely when I'm away.”

Friends advised him to keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person.

The elderly man promptly acted on their advise and let a room in house to a young tenant.

The friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked, “How is your wife now?”

"She is not lonely at all, in fact she is happy and she is pregnant"

The friends laughed, as they expected this. “How is the tenant?” they asked.

The man replied very soberly - "She is also pregnant ..”

Never underestimate the power of a senior citizen.


NJSS
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Is this you Nigel? Whistle Snigger
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NJSS
 


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Sru

I don't have a new wife, a young wife, or for that matter any wife, nor a tenant!

I'm always open to offers though. Whistle

NJSS
 Am I Gammon or Woke ? - I neither know nor care.

2016 Discovery 4 Landmark
2011 Mercedes Benz SL350 (R230)
1973 MG B GT V8 - 3.9L John Eales engine, 5 speed R380 gearbox, since 1975.
1959 MGA roadster - 1.9L Peter Burgess Engine - 5 speed gearbox
Past LRs - Multiple FFRs, Discos & a Series I - some petrol, some diesel,
none Electric or H2 fuel cell - yet.
There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. 
 
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Always got to keep your options open! Laughing
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That one got a "tut!" from SWMBO. I think she's worried I might get ideas... Rolling with laughter
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