Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
I would Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
8th Feb 2009 5:26 pm
NJF
Member Since: 05 Oct 2007
Location: Gone
Posts: 2466
Last one from me tonight.
Three Native American mothers sat around the campfire. One, seated on deer skin, boasted that her son weighed 140 pounds. A second, seated on her mountain lion skin, claimed that her son weighed 160 pounds. The third, seated on a hippopotamus skin, said, "I don't have any sons, but I myself weigh 300 pounds." Which proves that the squaw on the hide of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws on the other two hides.
God i hope so after that one... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
8th Feb 2009 5:43 pm
robsmith
Member Since: 02 Sep 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Posts: 2392
A group of of mothers are sitting around one evening.
"My son was a suicide bomber, he was 23 when he completed his life task"
"That's nothing, my daughter was 22 when she crossed over to the great other side"
"Huh, they are nothing, my twins were 13 when they completed their tasks"
Silence
Finally the oldest lady in the group looks at the other mothers and says, very thoughtfully....
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......."The trouble with children is they blow up so young these days"Rob Smith
Silver rools OK
8th Feb 2009 5:54 pm
Willy Eckerslike
Member Since: 12 Jan 2009
Location: N Yorks
Posts: 1612
Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle
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