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Newsflash Just In

The man, who yesterday, fell into an upholstery machine
is today said to be fully recovered.

Thud
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That had me in stitches. Rolling Eyes ......... Thumbs Up
  
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Did something cushion his fall?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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Oh Thud here we go.


No but apparently it ruined the three piece suite he was wearing
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Apparently he might have been pushed, the police believe he may have been innocent and been stitched up
 

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At least it wasn't curtains for him Laughing
  
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I'm sure if he had a D3 he would be on here and have a laugh at this THREAD
 TLO has left the building.......
I no longer work for a Landrover Dealer


My little chilli sauce business http://www.thechillees.co.uk
if you would like to order anything just give me a shout 
 
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It's getting painful, Laughing have you lot been down the pub
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Haven't you couch potatoes got anything better to do on a Sunday Laughing
 2004 Discovery 3 - gone
2006 Discovery 3 - gone
2008 Discovery 3 GS - gone
2011 Freelander LE Special Edition - gone
2007 Discovery 3 XS - gone
2012 Discovery 4 GS - current 
 
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Been swimming and washed two cars today, I need a lie down now.
  
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Shame on you,You Potatoist you

Farmers want "couch potato" removed from the dictionary because they believe the expression is damaging the vegetable's image.
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More News just In

A juggernaut of onions has shed its load all over the M-1. Motorists are advised to find a hard shoulder to cry on."

Thud
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Thank Shallot for that Whistle
  
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News Update

"There was a strange event reported today.

During a performance of Elgar’s “Sea Pictures” at a concert hall in Bermuda last night, a
man playing the triangle disappeared
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Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his lorry ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

I'll get my coat ...
  
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