I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
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5th Dec 2017 9:28 pm
Sea Raider
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Not English?
I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be English, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three birds from England?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from England?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
5th Dec 2017 9:38 pm
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Not as funny second time round.
5th Dec 2017 9:39 pm
Sea Raider
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Was it funny the first time?
5th Dec 2017 9:40 pm
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I thought so.
5th Dec 2017 9:44 pm
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Re: Not English?
Sea Raider wrote:
I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be English, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three birds from England?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from England?"
And that's the last thing I remember.
Got it
5th Dec 2017 10:30 pm
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6th Dec 2017 6:48 am
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