kevi
Member Since: 18 Mar 2006
Location: in the rhondda valleys
Posts: 945
  
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A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex,she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do
you love doing that?'
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.' Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
2 Too many seats now
No trouble so far
tow pack, tasmods sills
IT goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
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discocuzzy
Member Since: 02 Feb 2008
Location: surrey
Posts: 2752
 
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 "you cannot teach stupid people to do clever things"
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05 plate D3 HSE in Zermat- Gone
11 Plate D4 Landmark in Fuji white- Gone
08 Plate D3 Hse in Buckingham Blue- Gone
58 plate D3 HSE Silver- Gone
10 Plate D4 HSE Stornaway Grey
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Dom Harvey
Lord of the Four Fingers
Member Since: 15 Apr 2005
Location: Dorset
Posts: 7454
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 2004 Discovery 3 - gone
2006 Discovery 3 - gone
2008 Discovery 3 GS - gone
2011 Freelander LE Special Edition - gone
2007 Discovery 3 XS - gone
2012 Discovery 4 GS - current
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| 21st Jan 2009 11:50 pm |
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Discoeast
Member Since: 19 Feb 2008
Location: Boksburg
Posts: 800
  
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D3 bullbar-spots-roof rack with spots-ladder-long range tank-swing out spare wheel carrier- upgraded tow bar-dash console-internal water tank-duel awnings-drawer system & T T.
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| 22nd Jan 2009 11:04 am |
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Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
Posts: 2430
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It’s a one-night stand. The couple has just finished having sex. The man kisses the lady and says, “I’d love to stay, but I bet your husband will be coming home anytime now.â€
“Husband?!†the lady asks. “What makes you think I have a husband?â€
The man says, “I couldn’t help but notice the picture of that man on your nightstand.â€
The lady laughs and replies, “Oh, don’t be silly. That’s just me before the surgery.â€
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