JF Lux
Member Since: 08 Sep 2007
Location: A little country in Europe
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I'm seriously thinking of using one of these when I am away in Snowdonia...
1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3. Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
8. Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
9. I’ve run away to join a different circus.
10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Kate’ instead of Dave. The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeks nearly 4 weeks over 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
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innominate
Member Since: 26 Dec 2007
Location: On the move
Posts: 153
  
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Seriously tempted to use one or two of those. Mark...
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| 15th Jan 2009 10:30 pm |
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Bornidle
Member Since: 15 Aug 2008
Location: Parked Up
Posts: 256
 
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only downside about "out of office replies" are if you get sent spam , it replies to it and your email address gets put in to more spam databases than you can imagine   I have enough money to last me the rest of my life.Unless i buy something..
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| 16th Jan 2009 12:34 am |
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TDMP
Member Since: 16 Jul 2006
Location: South Gippsland
Posts: 511
 
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JF Lux wrote:
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
have we met
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
(Epicurus BC 341-270)
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| 16th Jan 2009 7:58 am |
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Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
Posts: 2430
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JF Lux wrote:6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.
 that has got to be added to mine
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| 16th Jan 2009 10:35 am |
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