I was in the pub last night, & needed to fart. The music was loud, so I waited for the beat & let rip. Felt a little better, but still had wind, for the next 5 minutes I was farting to the beat, then I noticed people were staring at me.
It was at this point I remembered I was listening to my i-Pod....... ------------------------------
"Ruby"
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BAS Magic Box and Remap
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you're kidding...right...? Please tell me you are kidding... The next American ex-pat that calls it a "truck" is going to find out what 2.7 tons feels like on their foot...
Club "yes, I too have had the EGR's replaced..."
Club "yes, I too have had the compressor replaced..."
Club "yes, I too once had the car at the dealer for a couple of weeksnearly 4 weeksover 4 weeks...5 weeks"
Club "yes, I too have had EPB failure..."
Club "yes, I too get mysterious bings and bongs..."
9th Jun 2009 9:20 pm
Shrinky
Member Since: 05 Jul 2007
Location: Cotswolds
Posts: 2515
You unsociable sod. Not only do you fart in a pub for 5 minutes you also listen to your ipod Global Warming.... I'm luvvin it
9th Jun 2009 9:24 pm
Russell
Member Since: 24 Aug 2007
Location: Kent
Posts: 10564
That is great even my wife laughed MY17 D5 1st Edition Namib Orange
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9th Jun 2009 10:06 pm
lafona00
Member Since: 30 Nov 2007
Location: Dubai
Posts: 808
We are lucky that you are not coming to the SE meeting! Arno
No more LR... but a Toyo
Disco 3 XS Auto - MY2008 - Leather, heated seats.
Def 90 - 1993
10th Jun 2009 9:03 am
sj1202
Member Since: 31 Jan 2009
Location: Shropshire
Posts: 17
Only thing to make me laugh today!!!!!
17th Jul 2009 10:18 am
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2434
My first giggle today Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
what was the tune then we can all have a go Home of RLD Hidden winch mounts Spare wheel Locks Trailer Body Fabrication [email protected] D3/4 sump plates MY 14 sump plates and the Discovery Sport wheel protectors Discovery 5 wheel locks
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17th Jul 2009 3:26 pm
jkp
Member Since: 17 Sep 2005
Location: Living among Bawbags
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17th Jul 2009 3:39 pm
Discofever
Member Since: 18 Dec 2008
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
Posts: 86
God thats cheered me up!
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17th Jul 2009 5:20 pm
sideview
Member Since: 02 Dec 2006
Location: in the valley
Posts: 1663
you little tooter, you!I'm not so good at giving advice...may I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?
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Please tell me you are kidding... 
Disco 3 XS Auto - MY2008 - Leather, heated seats.
Def 90 - 1993 
