Member Since: 18 Dec 2008
Location: Norwich, Norfolk
Posts: 86
PC OR NOT TO BE......
Obituary
London Times
An Obituary printed in the London Times......... Interesting and sadly
rather true.
'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who
has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape..
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the
worm; Life isn't always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend
more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children,
are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens
suspended from school for using mouth wash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the
job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly
children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could
not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have
an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common
Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to
realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in
her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement .
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust
His wife, Discretion, his daughter, Responsibility, his son, Reason
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights
I Want It Now; Someone Else Is To Blame; I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do
nothing.
Interesting heh, please pass this on......
6th Feb 2009 6:36 pm
Rescue01
Member Since: 14 Jan 2008
Location: Aberdeen
Posts: 2432
Oh how true
RIP comon sense Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!
It's about time we the majority, kicked the PC w ers in to touch
"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant"
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ers in to touch
