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DSL
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What a plonker!!!

Was driving back home last night and was thinking my lights were not very good. Was late on the A9 so no street lighting. About 30 mins from home suddenly had the thought to check my glasses and found I was still wearing my sunglasses, not my normal specs. Must have looked dead cool wearing shades in the chippie and MickiDees later on! What a plonker!!
   
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That beats me..old age is taking it's toll.. the memory isn't what it used to be, the hearing is getting worse so can't always hear the wife moaning Thumbs Up, I now need glasses to read but I have never worn sunglasses after dark. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

That will no doubt be on the horizon but until it happens... Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

Embarassed Embarassed Sorry Derek just nice to now I'm not the only one who does silly things. Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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You'll get there!!! Unfortunately SWMBO now just shouts at me so loosing hearing isn't an excuse! 190 miles, mostly in the dark wondering what's wrong with my lights!! They worked fine after changing specs! Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
   
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see, you never knew your D3 had that function, knowing it needed to turn your lights up after removeing your sunglasses Thumbs Up

put that in the list of features when you come to sell it Whistle

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I just call them senior moments, saves allthe hassel of explaining things Thumbs Up
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Noooooooooooo! I've just had my first SM!!!! Big Cry Big Cry Big Cry
   
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Thud Oh DSL I know you want to be cool and all but ditch the shades buddy.

Plonker, my favorite word for the day! Rolling with laughter
 I'm not so good at giving advice...may I offer you a sarcastic comment instead?

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so maybe they weren't speed bumps after all.... Wink
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Reckon you could do a pretty good 'Blues Brothers' impression Derek.....now which one reminds me of you.. Whistle
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ron Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter

SV, shades lost!!! They were so useful in the snow, must put a note on the windscreen "change specs when gets dark!!!" Big Cry Big Cry

ad, if they weren't speed bumps........

Reggie, one on the left??? Whistle Whistle

   
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Don't think so Derek...............do you.... Whistle Rolling with laughter
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I live in hope!!! Big Cry Big Cry
   
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Total plonker mate Rolling with laughter
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They were on for the Keilder snow, honest! Even nicked a handful of serviettes from McDees to clean the lights, didn't understand why that didn't make a difference! Banging Head Thud
   
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