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Moo
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Am I pregnant?

This week I've had a few days of medical tests and treatment and at each appointment I've been asked 'are you pregnant?'. Confused

As a 57 year old bearded bloke, I found it odd and amusing but also daft. I don't even have a beer belly!

It's a crazy world, but it's good to laugh. Laughing
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D4 Face lifted
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EGRs blanked
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You could well be, just haven’t admitted it to yourself yet.

Does said anticipated offspring have dibs on the Defender? Whistle
   
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I would guess they're following a proforma and no one wants to risk being Karen'd for making assumptions about people these days.
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Snap ......and I'm 6ft 5in and built like a BSH. They sort of feel a little embarrassed and answer it for me or say you dont need to answer this one.
  
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My local hospital asked me how would I like to be addressed.

I responded:-

Mr. S...d, Sir or Nigel.

They didn't hear me right, so I'm now Sir Nigel !

Friends who came to visit me & had heard this, laid it on by constantly referring to me as "Sir Nigel" - so it has really stuck now.
  
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Has a ring to it...... Thumbs Up
  
Post #236898917th May 2024 3:23 pm
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Moo
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DSL wrote:
You could well be, just haven’t admitted it to yourself yet.

Does said anticipated offspring have dibs on the Defender? Whistle


🤔 Well my wife says I've been moody and grumpy this week........... Laughing

As for any dibs on the Defender, I already have two cherubs who consider it theirs already. Big Cry
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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Hope the tests are favourable and the treatment goes well Moo Thumbs Up
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Am I pregnant?

Next time, say you don’t know and ask them for a pregnancy test. If they refuse, claim you have suffered discrimination.
  
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Moo
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Rescue01 wrote:
Hope the tests are favourable and the treatment goes well Moo Thumbs Up


Thanks. It’s been a journey. NHS / RUH Bath has been amazing though. Thumbs Up
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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Moo
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Re: Am I pregnant?

discott wrote:
Next time, say you don’t know and ask them for a pregnancy test. If they refuse, claim you have suffered discrimination.


😂 I’m so tempted……….
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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If you couldn't possibly be pregnant then why do you have nipples? Whistle
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Moo
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Interesting thought, but now I'm worried that somehow I've lost my uterus. Shocked
 New Defender L663 110 SE (known as Noddy!)

Sold Volvo XC90 R-Design (known as Basil)

Sold - D4 HSE (Known as Gerty)

No longer the Old Buses original owner Sad
231,000 miles and counting
05 S manual owned from March 2005
D4 Face lifted
Still original injectors and turbo
V8 Front brakes
BAS Remap, Allisport Intercooler and deCat
EGRs blanked
T-Max split charge
Hanibal Expeedition rack
Prospeed ladder
Duratrac tyres
IID BT
BAS FBH control 
 
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I Am pregnant?

Looking forward to delivery of my baby set of drawers.

Confused
  
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