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gstuart
 


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Available for hire Laughing As part Scottish Wildcat she'll be more than happy to sort out the rats for you I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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If all the above fails there's always the moron's method. Rolling with laughter

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leeds
 


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nigethecat wrote:

Available for hire Laughing As part Scottish Wildcat she'll be more than happy to sort out the rats for you


A bit darker fur and that could be Skit, a semi domesticated feral cat born on the slopes of Ingleborough. To say she is a Censored of a killing machine is no understatement. Rats, mice, shrews etc do not stand much of a chance with this killing machine. Always wise to switch lights on and do a sweep to see what 'presents' Skit has brought us when coming downstairs in the morning!


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nigethecat
 


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Just sat here laughing as when I went outside earlier Lena (the wildcat) was trying to catch a Tawny owl, it was screaming at her and swooping down and she was chasing after it with her tail in the air thinking it was a good game Laughing my little monster had probably disturbed the owl when it was as down on a mouse Laughing I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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leeds
 


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^^^ Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Bow down to Lena

Not many tawny owls around here. One of the little darlings brought in a blackbird? egg. Raided the nest, climbed down the tree, negotiated dry stone walls, through 2 sets of cat flaps and presented us with an intact birds egg.

Yes cats are pretty amazing creatures



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nigethecat wrote:

Available for hire Laughing As part Scottish Wildcat she'll be more than happy to sort out the rats for you


Excellent. Could she teach 2 spaniels to catch rats whilst on hire as well?

Steve. You remind me of a younger me, not much younger mind...perhaps even a little older!  
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I don’t think dealing with lower life forms is something she would tolerate Laughing she was stalking a sheep that had escaped from the field and was wandering around the garden… not sure I how I would have explained that to the farmer Whistle

I sometimes wonder if I’m only here as she hasn’t learnt to use a tin opener (yet) ! Whistle

 I want to see the sweets before I get into your windowless van... I'm not stupid!

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