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maxbasscat
 


Member Since: 03 Jan 2016
Location: Cambridgeshire
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Ukraine 2005 LR3 4.4 V8 SE Auto Tonga GreenLR3
Reality for us older folk!







After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot Wings and ice tea.

After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told him "The one who knows how to fix elevators of course!"

I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot!
 D3 2.7 Zermatt silver (not another one)
D3 4.4 V8 Zambezi silver
D3 4.4 V8 Adriatic Blue
D3 2.7 (gone) Tonga Green
D3 4.4 V8 LHD Tonga Green
FFRR TDV8
Defender 300 
 
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mz mini
 


Member Since: 02 Jul 2014
Location: Sunny Devon
Posts: 1759

United Kingdom 2013 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Siberian SilverDiscovery 4

Well my pants a tad damp Rolling with laughter
 Land Rover 90 - deceased Sad
Discovery 3 - deceased Sad
Discovery 4 2013
Mini Cooper S 1964 Mk1 - International Rally winner red & white
Mini Cooper s 1964 Mk1 - Road Rally champion green & white
Mini Cooper S 1971 Mk3 - original and unrestored Smile
Porsche 911 997
Porsche Boxster 3.4S
VW Polo 1.2
Citroen Xsara Picasso - shed/run around 
 
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stew 46
 


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Location: cornwall
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England 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 SE Manual Siberian SilverDiscovery 3

Well after laying 8 3m of concrete in the rain and now sat in the van waiting for the next lorry to arrive Big Cry that pic has warmed me up Rolling with laughter Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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if you cant hold on dont let go , it ill come in handy for something even if you never use it.
D3 SE 05,
110 s wagon 300 tdi SOLD
h top transit
crew cab transit
transit connect
ausa dumper, muck truck .
peljob 2.5 digger
06 L 200 crew cab 
 
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kajtzu
 


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Location: Helsinki
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Finland 2005 Discovery 3 4.4 V8 HSE Auto Cairns BlueDiscovery 3

No way those are organic Shocked
  
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Grianaig
 


Member Since: 08 Jul 2014
Location: Tyne and Wear
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Scotland 2014 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 XS Auto Indus SilverDiscovery 4

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 2014 MY Discovery XS Indus Silver. Sadly gone. Second last LR of forty eight years continuous ownership.  
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Ceekay
 


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Location: Bury
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United Kingdom 2016 Discovery 4 3.0 SDV6 HSE Lux Auto Waitomo GreyDiscovery 4

not a bad way to die Laughing
 D4 HSE Lux MY16 Club Waitomo
D3 HSE MY06 missing her still… 
 
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gstuart
 


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United Kingdom 2005 Discovery 3 TDV6 Base 7 Seat Auto Java BlackDiscovery 3

Lunch , twice. Whistle
   
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gstuart
 


Member Since: 21 Oct 2016
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kajtzu wrote:
No way those are organic Shocked


hopefully aren't vegetarians either Whistle
   
Post #194441911th May 2018 6:29 pm
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Grunders
 


Member Since: 30 Apr 2011
Location: Manchester
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2008 Discovery 3 TDV6 XS Auto Stornoway GreyDiscovery 3

And not natural blondes... but who cares, they’d keep me warm on a cold night..... in fact any night Whistle
 If it ain't broke... Take it apart anyway, how else you gonna find out how it works  
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gstuart
 


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i understand ur theory , get them to use their clothes to keep u warm, brilliant Whistle
   
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