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White Disco
 


Member Since: 15 Jan 2007
Location: Gondwana. It's raining. We'll All be roon'd.
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Rest! Ha.

Went into hospital yesterday.

11am "Now Mr White Disco the stents are in your heart all you have to do is lie down and get plenty of rest while you are here in the hospital" said the Cardiologist.

11:05am "Just here to do your obs"

11:12am "Everything allright in here"

11:15am "Here to do some more obs.' "Any pain?"

11:20am "oh you know you have a $500 excess on your hospital bill?"

11:30am "More obs' "Give us a look at your groin"

11:35am WD gets to sleep

11:40am "You need any pastoral care?"

and so on till

6:00am next day "Hi I'm Freddy here to check your obs.

6:05am "Breakfast"

Etc, etc, etc.


How the Censored Censored are you to get rest with all this going on?

No wonder they dish out pain killers. They are there to stop you abusing the staff.





They do do a good job though Overworked/ understaffed etc. Did get a good view of Rupert Murdoch's Mothers little farm next door.
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
Post #49378710th Jul 2009 11:13 am
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Rescue01
 


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Hope your better know WD

was in hospital at the end of last year its not the place to get rest or better Laughing

the staff are great though,do a good job. Thumbs Up
 Its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop at the bottom that hurts!!  
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tanters
 


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Re: Rest! Ha.

White Disco wrote:


Did get a good view of Rupert Murdoch's Mothers little farm next door.




Shocked is that code for what I think it is ? Shocked


you are a sick man, take some more pills


Wink Thumbs Up
 A happy childhood ... is the worst possible preparation for life.  
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Good to hear that you are recovering well WD Smile

It is amazing what they can do with modern medicine Surprised

I went into Hospital two weeks ago, had my Gallbladder removed by a luvy 39 year old (English,Southhampton)

Female, Surgeon. 8)

Back home in under 24 hours, Very Happy

Walking the dog (slowly) down the beach 36 hours after the Op Laughing

Don't overdo it WD Rolling Eyes
  
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White Disco
 


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Location: Gondwana. It's raining. We'll All be roon'd.
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Thanks for the good wishes chaps. Thumbs Up

Well & truely on the mend. 8 weeks off work though. I am actually looking forward to Tues when I can get back to looking at dirt. Another 2 months before I can drive a train though Big Cry (by law Rolling Eyes ).

Tanters: by that thought Rupert must be a big, big farmer.

SKP: hope you are on the mend too. Funny about the month of june for D3 drivers though as june last year Simon Arch & myself both lost our gall bladders. Shocked
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
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