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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Hill Climb Racing.

Richie63

Author: Richie63
Subject: Hill Climb Racing.
Posted: Tue Jun 18 2013 7:23pm (GMT 1)

Anyone else playing this free app download on their phone at the moment, I've only been playing a few days and it's driving me mad but also got me hooked.

I'm best at the Neck flip ...

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • SWMBO

dangerdave

Author: dangerdave
Subject: SWMBO
Posted: Tue Jun 18 2013 12:43pm (GMT 1)

We went to a LR promotional day hosted by the local dealership. They had a prize draw, SWMBO was phoned today to say she won £100 voucher at the local beauty therapy centre. She's as happy as a pig in I almost blew it by saying was she going to have a wax? If looks could have killed..... ...

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • best fancy dress outfit ever!!

marsie

Author: marsie
Subject: best fancy dress outfit ever!!
Posted: Mon Jun 17 2013 11:19pm (GMT 1)

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • A very catchy tune..

Simonstarski

Author: Simonstarski
Subject: A very catchy tune..
Posted: Mon Jun 17 2013 9:20pm (GMT 1)

And the video is a bonus

Parental warnings, you may want to view after SWMBO has left the room or risk a thick ear, like mine

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' Fights Wrinkles

sacimiddx

Author: sacimiddx
Subject: Japanese 'Face Slimmer Exercise Mouthpiece' Fights Wrinkles
Posted: Mon Jun 17 2013 9:10pm (GMT 1)

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/17...d%3D187652

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Fitting a De-cat - No.1 Preparation

Author: DG
Subject: Fitting a De-cat - No.1 Preparation
Posted: Sun Jun 16 2013 6:15pm (GMT 1)

Hope this isn't Disco Mikey

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6eb_1371391148

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • TLOs chillees stuff

pagoda

Author: pagoda
Subject: TLOs chillees stuff
Posted: Sun Jun 16 2013 5:18pm (GMT 1)

Ordered a tow bar, electrics, AND some TLO chilliee stuff from Nick. Fantastic scotch bonnet jam; we have an American staying here and he's about polished off the lot. It's amazing. Very happy also with the orangatongue tingles sauce. Lovely heat, but not too much burn. Perfect.

Highly recommended.

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Fav Youtube Vid & why!

Curdman

Author: Curdman
Subject: Fav Youtube Vid & why!
Posted: Sun Jun 16 2013 2:51pm (GMT 1)

What's your fav YouTube Video & why.

This is mine, my Grandad took me to see this when I was little & seeing it fly again in 2007 was amazing. My house would shake during testing prior to 2007 as I live near Bruntinghtorpe.

Shame it's now at Doncaster. Even to this day IMHO it's the best there is. Sound is a must.

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Got a new pussy to play with ))

stew 46

Author: stew 46
Subject: Got a new pussy to play with ))
Posted: Sun Jun 16 2013 10:16am (GMT 1)

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Fathers Day

dangerdave

Author: dangerdave
Subject: Fathers Day
Posted: Sun Jun 16 2013 7:33am (GMT 1)

Okay, I absolutely hate Fathers Day. It's a totally unnecessary American thing designed to boost shop keepers profits. Same as Mothers Day, Valentines etc. etc. so what's you're view?

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Over the hill !

johnnychainsaw

Author: johnnychainsaw
Subject: Over the hill !
Posted: Sat Jun 15 2013 10:42pm (GMT 1)

Well this is it, as from tomorrow I will turn 50 and I have also quit smoking for nearly a week now, something I promised I would do before I reached this ripe old age. Heres to the next fifty smoke free years. Now I've said that I'll probably get run over by a bus tomorrow. My son thoughtfully ordered me a saga holiday brochure how...

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Quack quack, glug glug!!

DSL

Author: DSL
Subject: Quack quack, glug glug!!
Posted: Sat Jun 15 2013 6:10pm (GMT 1)

http://m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-22922039

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Early Xmas gift request from SWMBO

Andy Foster

Author: Andy Foster
Subject: Early Xmas gift request from SWMBO
Posted: Sat Jun 15 2013 4:00pm (GMT 1)

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Lodger wanted Brighton

Hairy Dan

Author: Hairy Dan
Subject: Lodger wanted Brighton
Posted: Sat Jun 15 2013 11:16am (GMT 1)

Are you looking for accommodation in Brighton?

Double room available for Free!

http://m.gumtree.com/v?adId=1021568193 ...

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Early Father's Day 'Gift'

TwelveSticks

Author: TwelveSticks
Subject: Early Father's Day 'Gift'
Posted: Sat Jun 15 2013 11:05am (GMT 1)

My early Father's Day present? SWMBO decided she had to take my car for once (she normally drives a Mini) and then scraped the entire front wing & bumper against the wall while she reversed it out of the drive!

Happy ...

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • One for aircraft fans

Author: DG
Subject: One for aircraft fans
Posted: Fri Jun 14 2013 1:42pm (GMT 1)

How about 11.5 hours of Airbus cabin noise ...apparently to aid relaxation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INrR7Jv57d8&feature=youtu.be

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • How poor wiping habits can ruin a wedding and 7 arrested

highbayrack

Author: highbayrack
Subject: How poor wiping habits can ruin a wedding and 7 arrested
Posted: Fri Jun 14 2013 9:47am (GMT 1)

http://www.happyplace.com/view-post/MjAxMy...ZkOGYzY2Y0

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • At last something good from the EU!!

DSL

Author: DSL
Subject: At last something good from the EU!!
Posted: Thu Jun 13 2013 6:44pm (GMT 1)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbys...-year.html

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Builders, cheap Extension

Mark Y

Author: Mark Y
Subject: Builders, cheap Extension
Posted: Thu Jun 13 2013 6:05pm (GMT 1)

I know there's a few builders on here , what do you think Stu cheap extension

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Sale of Goods Act 1979

highbayrack

Author: highbayrack
Subject: Sale of Goods Act 1979
Posted: Thu Jun 13 2013 2:55pm (GMT 1)

http://news.uk.msn.com/odd-news/man-warned...omplaint-1

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • How NOT to check for a gas leak

Hairy Dan

Author: Hairy Dan
Subject: How NOT to check for a gas leak
Posted: Wed Jun 12 2013 2:32pm (GMT 1)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1d8_1371006354

Darwin award nominee I reckon

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Interview

Rob_whp

Author: Rob_whp
Subject: Interview
Posted: Tue Jun 11 2013 6:47pm (GMT 1)

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane.
You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • brown trousers job

al cope

Author: al cope
Subject: brown trousers job
Posted: Tue Jun 11 2013 5:23pm (GMT 1)

Coming out of Bracknell earlier, up towards the M4, found roadworks and down to one lane, so traffic comes to a stop. Look in the mirror to see a Toyota pickup barreling towards the back of me, with no reduction in speed. I started to squeeze the Disco to the right towards the cars in the outside lane, as this :censored: finally stops right alongside me, half on the hard shoulder. Not sure who was :censored: themselves more, me thinking I was about to get well and truly rear-ended, or...

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Boring old teachers

Canburne

Author: Canburne
Subject: Boring old teachers
Posted: Tue Jun 11 2013 5:19pm (GMT 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vUmjzQyCcw

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Off Topic - Humour, Rants & Pointless Posts • Fancy a Motorhome

Hairy Dan

Author: Hairy Dan
Subject: Fancy a Motorhome
Posted: Tue Jun 11 2013 1:46pm (GMT 1)

only £2m Cheap at half the price

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