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dantheman
 


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There are old jokes and old jokes Whistle The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.  
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And then there are very very old jokes! Whistle Laughing Stu

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And then there’s very very old jokes from Astonbuilders big book of terrible jokes Laughing 23.5MY Defender 90 X-Dynamic SE D250 MHEV Pangea Green  
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Mind you, this joke only dates back to 1986! Stu

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Some have a longer half-life than others Whistle  
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dantheman
 


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Well it's new to the forum so there!! Ner Ner Thumbs Up Today is the oldest you've been and the youngest you'll ever be again.  
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kajtzu wrote:
Some have a longer half-life than others Whistle

Very good my friend Bow down

 The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything they have.  
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Aim to please, Sir! Thumbs Up  
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