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PeanutBob
 


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bigcarpchaser wrote:
My Old Man was in the Forties field in the late 70's, he has a picture just like that up on his living room wall.
Alpha and Delta I think he was on.


But the chickens, according to Sainsbury's were on Omega A. Where's that?
  
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3rd isle in, next to the turkey! Thumbs Up
   
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PeanutBob
 


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I don't want to ruffle any feathers tonight, but to the layman it seems that a whole clutch of chickens was thrown off Forties Alpha platform, and then Sainsbury's have swiftly stocked eggs from chickens fed on Omega A, breaking the Shell contract.
  
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thats a cracker.i bet its all one big yoke. Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter .
  
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Roel
 


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I prefer working on Landrigs:

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If I see chickens falling I go to a different restaurant. Mr. Green I have that choice. And I can have a beer in the evening. Whistle
 Roel

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1984 90 TD5
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and Club Faultmate

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Sorry it's in Dutch and with google translator it gets funny. 
 
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Mike40
 


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I cannot believe how irresponsible you have been to allow these chickens to fall off the rig. Are these likely to have drifted South and cause any shipping hazards? Shocked

I am concerned, as I will be on the fast ferry from Weymouth to St. Malo on Thursday morning and I don’t want to risk an incident with my D3 being onboard. I can swim as can SWMBO but Ruby cannot……. Big Cry

Why were the chickens not wearing survival suits? I thought this was compulsory when transferring between vessels and the rig. Has a RIDDOR report been filed?

I think the way that this has been treated as one big yoke is appalling…… 8)




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Willy Eckerslike
 


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Unfortunately the chickens sunk without trace, we have no way of knowing which way they went apart from down.
I would not be surprised if people in Peterhead complain of their Haddock tasting of Chicken in the near future.

As the Chickens had already died we skipped the RIDDOR.
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Apparently I have just heard this is very serious, the police have bought in the flying squad to deal with the investigation.

Apparently one of the investigators is very keen to solve the case, but it is believed he is just looking for another feather in his cap
  
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PeanutBob
 


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And if he doesn't solve the case he'll be lower down the pecking order.
  
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Mods please please put an end to this torture,

I really promise only sensible posts in future
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
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PeanutBob
 


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Chicken!
  
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Come on Willy don't chicken out now Shocked
  
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Thud Thud Thud
 Club Pie n Pea
One life....Fish it
D3 Gone but not forgotten
Club Men of Oak
Club Walnut sniffers
D4 Van owner
Ents long lost Uncle 
 
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Sorry didn't mean to egg you on.
  
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Walmsleys
 


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Some of you deserev the pullet-zer prize for your efforts!
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(previously 2015 Defender Urban Truck 90XS in Havana)
(previously 2013 D4 XS in Fuji White)
(previously 2011 D4 XS in Stornaway Grey, auto, black leather, reversing camera and removable tow bar)
(previously 2011 Freelander 2, blue (Mrs B's)
(previously 2007 TDV6 D3 SE Zermatt Silver, auto, black leather, an Uncle Ray plate and AT2s)
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