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PeanutBob
 


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Well I'm going for a guess that it happened at the salt mines in the Winsford/Northwich area and it rolled down a steep slope into a rectangular cavern which looks like it's formed from Halite,tipped over and then landed back on its wheels. My theory, and it's only a theory, is that the bonnet is stove in but not unduly scratched, indicating a soft rock, and whilst the rear window and side window are both blown the tyres are not. Perhaps instead of Rock, the sat nav was set to nearby attractions, being the Salt Museum and it took the idea of arriving at a cavern of historical salt quite literally....
  
Post #46967519th May 2009 10:50 pm
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NoDo$h
 


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Crazy speculation Rolling Eyes

Rolling with laughter
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #46968219th May 2009 11:09 pm
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nobbyclark
 


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You can just see the edge of the 4th side in the bottom left of the picture, so it looks like it's a hole.
 No longer a D3 owner but still subscribed to multiple threads!  
Post #46974720th May 2009 9:12 am
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ad15
 


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personaly, i reckon it maybe witnessed something it shouldn't have,,, and this is what happens to witnesses in the movies isn't it? Whistle
  
Post #46976020th May 2009 9:59 am
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NoDo$h
 


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Did they make it dig its own hole and then push it in on top of its brother?
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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ad15
 


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didnt you spot the freelander underneath?
  
Post #46976520th May 2009 10:10 am
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BLACK BETTY
 


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I'm shopping around at the moment and was wondering if this would be covered by Tesco's finest Question
 Nine-tenths of wisdom is being wise in time.

Also appears 9/10 of stopping is stopping in time

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ad15
 


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someone must have a good relationship with their local MP, they could stick it through expenses......
  
Post #46980220th May 2009 11:13 am
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NoDo$h
 


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Of course it would BB. It has the Vince MacLeod McMahon guarantee Thumbs Up
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
Post #46980720th May 2009 11:17 am
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PeanutBob
 


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nobbyclark wrote:
You can just see the edge of the 4th side in the bottom left of the picture, so it looks like it's a hole.


I think you're right. It's a hole, rather like a neolithic tomb. I think, and I may be wrong, that this resulted from a locel 4x4 coven offering up a Range Rover to the gods of Tata in a ritualistic sacrifice. I know this may appear odd, but there are strange things afoot these days. There is a blue bandana on the edge of the hole which confirms my theory.
  
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NoDo$h
 


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Bow down you've really got the hang of this
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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learning from the master no$$ Rolling with laughter
  
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