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yawlboy
 


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Sick Bunny

A rabbit walks into a bar and orders a pint and a toasted cheese sandwich.
Half an hour later he orders another pint and a toasted ham sandwich this time.
Half an hour later he orders another pint and a toasted bacon and mushroom sandwich.
About three bites into his sandwich he falls off his barstool and is lying gasping on the floor. Concerned fellow patrons crowd round the
rabbit asking him whats wrong;
"Are you choking?" asks one
"No" croaks the rabbit
"Are you having a heart attack?" another asks
"No" gasps the rabbit
"What is it then?" a third enquires
"I think it's mixingmytoasties" the rabbit replies 1993 Defender 110 300tdi - many mods  
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busaboy74
 


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Banging Head  
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Post #3691595th Nov 2008 11:11 am
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Post #3691605th Nov 2008 11:15 am
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NHR
 


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Rolling with laughter  
Post #3691625th Nov 2008 11:17 am
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NoDo$h
 


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 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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disco3kenny
 


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cts1975
 


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H reg joke!!!  
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