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How Do You Stop a Teenage Girl Communicating?
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White Disco
 


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Yup, thats the ones. Oh actually thats every teenage girl in Australia.
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

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Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
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I can sense a subtle contempt in your posts there.... Laughing
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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White Disco
 


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Who me??? Subtle.
7th day without ciggies nothing subtle at the moment just withdrawal (recovery) symptoms. Wink
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
Post #4905893rd Jul 2009 9:45 am
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Re: How Do You Stop a Teenage Girl Communicating?

White Disco wrote:
Break her fingers and thumbs.
Just got SWTSMBOBIO17SHOMSAH's mobile phone bill $95.00 on SMS alone (@25 cents each) Shocked for a month.


Thats fook all my mates daughter ran a £600 bill last month they punished her and guess what its only £520 this month Rolling Eyes
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White Disco
 


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Shocked At least they got it down by 80 Thud
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
Post #4905953rd Jul 2009 9:49 am
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Sounds like they got more money than sense Whistle

Why don't they just take the bloody phone off her Very Happy
 Now an ex-D3 owner after 7 happy years. Miss the car but not the big bills Smile
 
 
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NoDo$h
 


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WTF?!?!?! How much? Shocked

Jesus wept, if my daughter ever tries that on me her last text will be to the emergency services Evil or Very Mad
 I know it's not considered "kind" to say no these days, but no. Just no, ok? And if it's not ok, still no.  
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White Disco
 


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Very Happy Wink Thumbs Up
Thats the threat. She is s Censored ting like a big black Alsation dog at the moment.

Life as she knows it would end. Wink
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
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I had my daughters mobile on the corporate account - 30 phones on a plan includes free minutes and data but not texts.

One Thousand Four Hundred and Eighty Seven Texts in a month Shocked Shocked Shocked

She is now on 3's Best of Both - I pay €25 and she has to top up with Pay as you go. Thumbs Up
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White Disco
 


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1487 Thud Thats $371.75 in my local moola. Thud

This, and others, makes mine look like an angel. A dark angel, but an angel non the less.
 Did you think I would leave you crying,
When there's room in my D3 for 7,
Climb in here Joe we'll soon be flying,
I can go just as fast with 7.

2005 TDV6 S with Terrain Response (& all that entails), Tasmods (gorn). 2008 TDV6 HSE (gone). A Dark Side umbrella (here) & car (here).

Volkswagen Golf (SWMBO's)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO22SHOMSAH)
Datsun Insult (SWTSMBOBIO19SHOMSAH)

4 BMW's (Stents, not the silly cars)

Formerly RED DISCO 
 
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I find it better not having kids Rolling with laughter . I earnt the money so I spend it on me Thumbs Up Thumbs Up . I have 2 LR, a wife and a dog to keep. Couldn't afford kids Rolling with laughter Rolling with laughter
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And you should hear what they say when they walk into the side of a London bus because their world is a tiny screen glued to their hands and eyes.

How can you miss a big red bus?


Well they certainly didn't, and right in front of two real cops Thumbs Up

I had time to cross the road and walk to the pub, have a meal and a pint, and they were still arguing with the cops - very silly thing to do (argue with cops that is).

The good thing is that the bus was stopped and it was the side not the front of the bus they walked into otherwise it might have been a very different story.
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Rob ..they should have had this

http://www.9to5mac.com/email-n-walk

Thud
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get a dog, no opposable thumb...... Whistle
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npinks wrote:
Isn't there a sim card that give unlimited SMS for a set amount each month

Here, there isn't.
Something gaining popularity is paying for receiving sms msgs. I had one case where a colleague had a bill of € 6000 in one month (and yes I meant to write six thousand euro).

I then demanded the phone company to disabled sending and receiving sms msgs on the company mobile phones. This question had to be answered by the *marketing* dept of the country's largest phone company because it hadn't been done before and sms is a *very* big cash maker for them. They would make me pay more monthly because they are missing out on those sms msgs!

(Got it done in the end without paying more)

regards,

Wiljo
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