C6REW
Member Since: 10 Mar 2007
Location: Devizes, Wiltshire
Posts: 576
  
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Staff Warning - Swearing at Work
Dear Employees
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the
course of normal conversation with their colleagues.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.
Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have
been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can
continue in an effective manner.
1.
Try Saying:
I think you could do with more training
Instead Of:
You don't have a f***ing clue, do you?
2.
Try Saying:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of:
She's a f***ing power-crazy b*tch
3.
Try Saying:
Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of:
And when the f*** do you expect me to do this?
4.
Try Saying:
I'm certain that isn't feasible
Instead Of:
F*** off a*se- hole
5.
Try Saying:
Really?
Instead Of:
Well f*** me backwards with a telegraph pole
6.
Try Saying:
Perhaps you should check with...
Instead Of:
Tell someone who gives a f***.
7.
Try Saying:
I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead Of:
Not my f***ing proble m .
8.
Try Saying:
That's interesting.
Instead Of:
What the f***?
9.
Try Saying:
I'm not sure this can be implemented
within the given timescale.
Instead Of:
No f***ing chance mate.
10.
Try Saying:
It will be tight, but I'll try to schedule it in
Instead Of:
Why the f*** didn't you tell me that yesterday?
11.
Try Saying:
He's not familiar with the issues
Instead Of:
He's got his head up his f***ing a*se.
12.
Try Saying:
Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of:
Oi, f*** face.
13.
Try Saying:
Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of:
Yeah, who needs f***ing holidays anyway
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 25th Nov 2008 8:13 pm |
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character
Member Since: 01 Jan 2008
Location: wiltshire
Posts: 5781
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someone needs to pm that to gordon ramsey's email I'm sure he uses number 12 all the time 
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| 25th Nov 2008 8:34 pm |
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Popelka
Member Since: 31 May 2008
Location: Praha (Prague)
Posts: 2430
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character wrote: needs to pm that to gordon ramsey's email I'm sure he uses number 12 all the time
 gordon uses words like that
Experience is a difficult teacher, because she gives the test first and then the lesson afterwards!!!!
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| 25th Nov 2008 10:02 pm |
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