Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided they wanted to surprise and amaze their men.
They all decided to go home and wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,................................
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I was reading this and then saw Sonic's avater..... isn't Gavin the rugby boy a lucky bloke, she is 8)D4 HSE....Probably, but not quite decided yet.
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Stick a nipple on it The older I get, the more I realise that people confuse wrinkles for wisdom
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Sonic 3d Has the the best avetar on here Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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Yes ... good joke
i was going to say that as well , but ........Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
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isn't Gavin the rugby boy a lucky bloke, she is 8)
